i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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