I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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