new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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