Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
two words...techno handjob
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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