i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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