Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im holly from the hills drunk
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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