I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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