And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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