i would punch a child for taco bell
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
