I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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