Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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