so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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