Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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