What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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