new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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