the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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