Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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