I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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