My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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