But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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