the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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