we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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