at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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