i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
sex in a hospital.. check
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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