scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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