there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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