My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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