i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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