well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I forget how to act sober
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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