It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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