its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
COCAINE IS GR8
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