Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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