ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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