ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
We smell like vodka and hangover
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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