Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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