i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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