The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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