just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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