I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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