Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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