I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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