You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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