Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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