woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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