toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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