Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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