I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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