Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He passed out mid-signature
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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