she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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