I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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