Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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