it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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