please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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