Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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