We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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